Total Medals Earned: 162 (From 48 different games.) Total Medal Score: 3,600 Points
Medals Earned: 4/5 (135/160 points)
kill the first boss
buy somethign in the shop
Kill the second boss
find it
find and kill a miniboss
Medals Earned: 1/9 (50/355 points)
Get the max attack combo chain
Level up to the max level
Beat the game
Defeat Tom's Backup Plan
Beat the game without a helper
Beat the game without dying
Get 12 red coins in one game
Beat the game in under 5 minutes
Beat the game without getting hit
Medals Earned: 1/2 (100/200 points)
Fail becoming an Australian Citizen!
Become an Australia Citizen!
Medals Earned: 2/7 (10/85 points)
break a crate
hit a worker
unlock the classic hammer (finish level 3)
mr. duras assigned joe to a new location (finish level 11)
beat the gang of thieves (finish level 15)
joe is above the law (finish level 20)
you cant be real (finish level 9 without a keyboard)
Medals Earned: 6/12 (150/210 points)
Treat Your First Patient
Fail To Treat a Patient
Catch a Virus
Take Damage
Run Out Of Lives
Eat a Schnitzel
Complete Your First Shift
Complete Your Second Shift
Complete Your Third Shift
Perform a Heart Transplant
Get Shoved By a Business Man
Use The Toilet
Medals Earned: 4/9 (20/45 points)
Congrats you've killed Pico! Are you happy with yourself?
I can't believe you shot Foamy! You cold hearted bastard!
boogie down!
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
ew..
Medals Earned: 2/4 (60/210 points)
It feels like you made it worse for that person.
Encounter a random special character.
It feels as though you truly helped that person?
It feels as if you've helped a great deal of people today.
Medals Earned: 1/7 (5/340 points)
ROFL ROFL ROFL
Break out the legal way.
Break out the badass way.
Break out the Sneaky Way
...or do you?
Find all 18 FAILs.
Medals Earned: 9/9 (275/275 points)
WINNER
you lose too many time
this man is a goat of thumbness
dunkin
Medals Earned: 6/6 (140/140 points)
Set off Martin's siren 3 times in one game.
Go to the page for the song used in this game.
Get a game over on the first puzzle on Easy.
Run out of time.
Get a score of 500 or higher on any difficulty.
Get a score of 1000 or higher on any difficulty.